First, there was a band of gypsies to greet us -- while they played Jamie and Victoria had to drink from the same glass of wine and then Jamie had to break the glass. Around this time we met our hosts for the night -- one man speaking Russian and narrating the chain of events, and another man who translated the Russian into English. Neither of us really remember the order in which each show was put on, so we will just describe the ones we remember.
At one point there were two tests of sorts for Victoria. One of them started off with a tribe of people dressed as Native Americans -- with headdresses, feet stomping, howling, feathers, the whole deal. Some of the Russians actually asked the Americans if the Indians were brought straight from America!! They danced around for a bit, and then Jamie's father came out wearing a headdress to present the "babushka" (grandmother) to them to help them with cooking, etc. The woman came in dressed as an Indian and riding on a platform. She hobbled to the stage, and Victoria was called up to prove she didn't need the babushka's help. She had to correctly identify the things needed to make a soup. After the Indian tribe was dismissed, all of the men in the room were welcomed to come to the stage and kiss Victoria on the cheek. Jamie was to be one of them, and Victoria had to correctly identify her husband. She managed to do this (we later learned they had a secret code planned), and then handed candy to each of the guys who came to kiss her.
Throughout the night we also had several dances by different groups -- Russian dancers, clog dancers, unidentifiable (by me) dancers, and two dances by children of some of the Russian guests (about age 12). The kids were phenomenal -- they did ballroom dancing and were just really really good! Also, put up at the beginning, were three HUGE fans (like, the accordion style paper ones that open), about 15 feet tall, that had pictures of Jamie and Victoria on them. These were on the stage outside.
At one point we had grape stomping, to make fresh wine for the couple. There was a big (15ft diameter) vat which large amounts of grapes into and people from the party hopped in barefoot and stomped on the grapes. In the mean time, surrounding the main barrel, there were several smaller barrels with scantily clad women (see through costumes, thongs, etc.) swaying back and forth -- in the barrel.
We also saw a group of people dressed as Eskimos singing and dancing. At the same time a large ice sculpture was brought out, and Jamie had to chisel it open to find food and vodka. He and Victoria then had to pour the Vodka on a fire (the fire was wheeled in with a fake tree) and cook the fish (I think).
There was a probably professional redone debate between Obama and a Russian guy up on the projector -- instead of what they were actually talking about the debate had subtitles discussing the marriage of Victoria and Jamie, and how good it was for the cooperation between the two countries.
There was a cooking competition (David joined in and got stabbed by a knife while cutting cucumbers). Russia vs. US -- they were given a bunch of salad ingredients and had to stand up on stage and make a salad in the allotted time. Victoria and Jamie then tasted each salad and chose which one they liked better. Russia won.
Jamie and Victoria also sawed through a log at some point in the night. There was a large fireworks show (as big as Randolph 4th of July apparently) just for us, set off from across the river. At the same time there was a large group of dancers with drums and two fake pianos dancing by the river.
While all of this was happening, the 100 or so guests were enjoying a multi course meal with various meets, fish, caviar, bread, potatoes, wine, vodka, etc. The main dish was a choice of salmon or beef, we both had the beef. There was a fruity cake for dessert. The entire "reception" went on from about 5:30pm (when we left the hotel) till about 1am. You would think the night was over at this point, but it was most certainly not!
At 1:00am we boarded two coach buses and were driven to ANOTHER boat. This boat was much bigger, and fit all of the guests. There was more food, more wine, champaign and vodka. There was a band. We toured the rivers on this boat waiting for the draw bridges to raise at 1:30am, they are only raised for 2 hours each day. We watched this happened while we continued to celebrate.
At 3:00 am the boat dropped us off and we had a 20 minute walk back to the hotel. Diana and I actually more accurately hobbled back because wearing heels for that many hours made both of our feet quite sore. Once back at the hotel we packed up our stuff, and crawled into bed around 6am. We'd had a fun night, but we were both incredibly disheartened because the Russian maids had thrown out David's special Czech beer bottles. We are going to try to replace them, but its not the same because we can't ever have the bottles we drank from.
We woke up at 10:30 in the morning and thankfully had hot water. We had a quick breakfast, hopped in our taxi and headed to the airport. The trip home was mostly uneventful, though by the time we hit Boston David and I were both feeling tired and sick of unhealthy food. On the plane we both watched "The edge of darkness" which was not a very good movie, napped some, and ate two meals. After landing in Boston we took a taxi back to the apartment, unpacked, did some laundry, and went to the store to buy some pita chips and fruit.
And that concludes the awesome trip!